F**K You! You C**T!! I've just been sworn at!

Question:
Cunt crosses road with ipod/phone and coffee in hand inappropriately, what do you do?
A: Mow him/her down
B: Slap the coffee out if his/her hands
C: Yank their headphone cord or mobile

d: spit on them (if pigs haven't got your dna)
e: flying clothesline (although this can hurt you too if you're not careful) also don't forget to tap your elbow first
f: stop your bike in front of them and make it hard for them to cross the road (for added effect put fingers in ears and sing 'la-la-la-li-la...')
g: sneak up behind them and smack their arse REALLY hard
h: stop and explain to them that could end up in hospital or worse if they don't pay attention to their surroundings
i just ride around them thinking that someone else can run them over for me.