F**K You! You C**T!! I've just been sworn at!

Much like "Spotted" this is a place to document & record any incident of public Foul mouthed abuse in you're direction because of your cycling.

This happened twice tonight.
Fulham road twice by two different black cab divers.

Kevin.

"Wrong way dick head"- I was going the wrong way to be completely fair to him.

This happened twice tonight.
Fulham road twice by two different** black** cab divers.

Racist!

I was called a cad and a bounder by some chap. Mind you I had just slept with his kitchen maid.

I was called a cad and a bounder by some chap. Mind you I had just slept with his kitchen maid.

that is bad

Well she was supposed to be preparing his hamper for the races.

as long as he didn't call you a nasty man..

I vote to make this thread sticky! I get called a c*nt daily... by you lot :)

In actual fact twice y'day I had people step out in front of me to a near miss and a 'what the F*CK was taht about' from myself... sometimes this causes a bit of verbal in my direction.

In actual fact twice y'day I had people step out in front of me to a near miss and a 'what the F*CK was taht about' from myself... sometimes this causes a bit of verbal in my direction.

I get that on a particular zebra crossing quite regularly. A couple of weeks back I saw it coming and pulled up short in front of a well-heeled chap in his sixties and asked if his mother hadn't taught him to cross the road properly. Cue mortifying embaressment. Highly entertaining if you have the time.

I need another thread.. one where I've not just told someone to go fuck themselves and in fact complimented them on their actions..

I was called a cad and a bounder by some chap. Mind you I had just slept with his kitchen maid.

Are you the ghost of Alan Clark?

I need another thread.. one where I've not just told someone to go fuck themselves and in fact complimented them on their actions..

Dancing James started one of those last week...the thread deteriorated into puns after a de-rail - typical thread really

I was growled at about 11:30pm on the Goldhawk Road last night ny what looked on the surface like a cute blond. Underneath she was clearly an ozzy scrubba.

shouted "f**k" at the top of my voice last night after some bint overtook me and 25mph and proceeded to slam on the brakes. some people have no bleedin clue.

i know, thread wants people doing swears at me, but i had to vent.

on the way back to brixtron from west drinks last night a taxi enthusiast called me a f$cking young hoon as i passed him in traffic somewhere in the battersea region. a hoon? goodness gracious me.

I've probably been called alot of uncomplimentary things by drivers in cars/vans etc but my lip reading skills are rubbish.

Jimbilly and I got an MGM style Roar from some woman in an SUV waiting to turn out onto Tooting High Road last Monday on the way to Souths - she may have just been yawning - but it entertained us so much we couldn't stop laughing until Clapham

Not been sworn at for a long time...make love not war.

I have to admit to a little foul mouthing last night at the wanker in the road train beeping at me, trying to over take when i was about to turn right.
I may have bricked it a bit and gone a little ott....

I don't like swear words used in this way, where isolated outbursts include them to express out-of-the-ordinary emotions.

Much like the sub-vocalisations in my head, I prefer them to litter vernacular like so much dirty punctuation.

Last night at Kensington Church Street (Churchill pub) by some tit in a Toyota people carrier driving in the wrong direction causing me to swerve manically to get out of his bloody way, twat then gets out of car and start foul mouthing me in front of his wife and kids (classy), what's the thing to do in situations like this?

I don't like swear words used in this way, where isolated outbursts include them to express out-of-the-ordinary emotions.

I tend to agree, but I may also have had a couple, so the barrier came down.
He was a fat sh*it though. :p

That's a bit harsh!
I called him a cunt and then thought I'm same as this lowlife

I tend to agree, but I may also have had a couple, so the barrier came down.
He was a fat sh*it though. :p

Don't get me wrong. I fucking love swearing in most contexts, but when people talk about it being 'devalued' through overuse, I think that's fucking bullshit. I think it's devalued through everyday neglect.

If I think it, I say it. No fucking games.

Some of this also stems from my internalised coprolalia, a status quo I had to establish pretty quickly due to being a pre-pubescent with tourette's syndrome, spasming my days away in a household ruled by repressed fuckwits whose well-meaningness was at times doubtful.

Anyway...

*Some of this also stems from my internalised coprolalia, a status quo I had to establish pretty quickly due to being a pre-pubescent with tourette's syndrome, spasming my days away in a household ruled by repressed fuckwits who well-meaningness was at times doubtful.

Anyway...*

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