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@CheBeef
When I were a lad 8 or around that; I learned this neat trick at school. I went home and showed my dad, I stood in front of him and held his hands; "hi nick how's your dick" I then kicked him in the balls!!!!
I then proceeded to fly across the room from his kick, is was a big room, I must of travelled 5 meters!
"Karma"
Maybe a year or two later, on a holiday resort in Co. Kerry I was swinging on the money bars with my holiday friends, having lots of fun. While swinging I missed the next bar and released my trailing hand, my knackers where then acquanted with the foot bar running undernieth. My balls were black and blue and the pain was unbelievable, I screemed like a whaling banshe. I still feel weak thinking about it now.