Quite right - Microwave your pooh first to denature the DNA.
I may have overthought this.
I don't think fecal matter itself contains DNA, the only problem will be if a bit of intestinal lining or mucous comes out with it.Just give it a good rinse first, or use someone else's.
I don't think fecal matter itself contains DNA, the only problem will be if a bit of intestinal lining or mucous comes out with it.Just give it a good rinse first, or use someone else's.
Alternatively, don't escalate.