DAO4 NXM - Cnut of the day

but it has your dna on it.

you people have a lot to learn about revenge, and how to exact it without being caught.

but these drivers are getting out of hand, this whole mobile phone thing is really pissing me off

This ain't CSI Miami. IF they could manage to trace the DNA in the faecal matter back to me I'd buy 'em a sack of spuds and bottle of what they like. I'm not on any data base, and even then, the cops would just tell them to hose down the car and stop wasting their time. Remember - there is no actual damage here - just a very stinky inconvenience. If you cause actual damage, you really need to worry about being caught and could be charged - the reason I suggested the 2 methods above in the first place.

+1 on mobile phones & drivers