DAO4 NXM - Cnut of the day

haha! I posted this in the 'bellends at work thread':

Shit works best when wiped under door handles, it's the only part of the car necessary to touch to get inside.

Do you really really fancy picking up some shit and wipe it? How do you collect it? In the park, your own or early morning in Victoria Street? Do you keep it in your bag all day waiting for your act of revenge?

You are a strange lot :)