DAO4 NXM - Cnut of the day

If nothing happens with the fuzz or insurance or you just want some good old fashioned revenge that he never saw coming.....

I present the 6 step non incriminating easy revenge plan:

1. Use the V888 thingy and find out where he lives and parks car
   
2. Go out and buy a large bag of whole prawns
   
3. Chuck 'em in the blender and pour into a milk bottle or similar
   
4. Leave milk bottle in the sun or someplace warm for 2 weeks
   
5. go around to said arseholes car in the dead of night
   
6. Neatly pour contents of milk bottle all along the gap between the windscreen and bonnet.
   note: all ventilation into the car is drawn through this area via a network of plenums and pipes into the cars interior & A/C.
   
   
   

He'll be luck if he can even drive the car with all the windows down without spraying his lunch on the steering wheel. He won't be able to sell it either due to the stench.

Rotting flesh works a treat. I used 2 big steaks once to sort out a problem, although uncycling related.