Foxtons Biitch

I think I know this prick. She lives about two hundred yards away from there on Hackney road, the mini was always parked on the bottom end of Columbia Road. I once walked past her mini, she happened to be walking in the other direction towards it/me, and I pretended to hawk up some big greenie and flob onto her mini, and she started going mad calling me a cunt.

Then again, I was being a cunt.

Nip round at the crack of dawn and write TNUC on her windscreen.

your own or someone at Foxtons'?

Ha! From their website.

Nip round at the crack of dawn and do a poo on her windscreen.

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I made a complaint to foxtons re one of their drivers (even posted it on the forum at the time).

Got a letter a few weeks later apologising, but then the fuckers added me to their mailing list!

My tip for shit drivers who are in company livery is to ride past them, shouting their registration number and that you will report them to their manager.

[quote=dancing james;702272]I made a complaint to foxtons re one of their drivers (even posted it on the forum at the time).

Got a letter a few weeks later apologising, but then the fuckers added me to their mailing list!

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That is SHIT!

Hahaha! Remember you saying that. Cheeky Antipodean cunts!

That is proper estate agent genius. I love it

Got a letter a few weeks later apologising, but then the fuckers added me to their mailing list!

atrocious!

that is proper estate agent genius. I love it

+1 :-))

Find car. Apply WAC stickers. Generously.

Do you recognise the car that cut you up sir?

dont be hard on yourself, skully. the world needs dicks to fuck assholes.

I think I know this prick. She lives about two hundred yards away from there on Hackney road, the mini was always parked on the bottom end of Columbia Road. I once walked past her mini, she happened to be walking in the other direction towards it/me, and I pretended to hawk up some big greenie and flob onto her mini, and she started going mad calling me a cunt.

Then again, I was being a cunt.

I feel affirmative action is the order of the day for foxtons cunts.
One of them(a pale, weak looking young baldy) recently drove past my groundsman, nearly knocking him down whilst he was stopping traffic(yes i am well aware that only the police can direct traffic, however, when pruning trees over a road it has to be done). This resulted in me dropping a small branch onto the bonnet on his cock-wagon(no damage caused). This results in him getting out of his car and screaming and swearing til red in the face at my groundsman. I then have to climb out of the tree(about 60ft) so i can berate this fool. Threats of lawauits, physical violence etc ensued, not smart when i'm packing a chainsaw, pissed off that i have to reclimb the tree once i've dealt with this joker.
To cut a long story short this guy went apeshit at us due to his own incompetence as a driver, all in front of a terrified looking young couple. Nice young lady steps out of cock-wagon and squarely knees him in the groin. Other drivers held up by the show point and laugh at said fool. Cheeky wink from young lady, foxtons twat slumped over bonnet crying. We get back to work with a big smile on our faces.

Best. day. ever.

Oh and +1 for a genreal rogues gallery of londons most cunty road users. Name and shame ftw.
And yes, i spend my days driving around in a sign-written tree truck. Ashmore trees. Say hello, i won't cut you off.

Estate agents are all cunts it's just that the foxtons lot or even bigger cunts, only second behind mini cab drivers, in the league table London's most cuntish road users ever!

i want a phone/MP3 player that works as a dictaphone.

My girlfriend wanted to borrow my dictaphone. I said "Why can't you use your finger to press the numbers like everyone else does?"

ba-boom... tish

You can get a free app for the iPhone called iTalk that turns it into a dictaphone. If you buy the [remium version you can email the sound files and all that jazz. It's pretty good