Epic fail

Extract from open time trial report from one of my local clubs.

We believe the event proved a happy and safe day’s racing but if you have any genuine
constructive comments which would improve future events please do not hesitate to contact
me, noting “the dead badger” shown “on the day risk assessment notice” turned out to be a
deer. The members concerned are to attend a “Recognition of British wild animals” course in
time for our next event promotion!