What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

I once went to the shops to get some milk and ended up with full-fat instead of semi.

You disgust me!

I once went to the shops to get some milk and ended up with a semi.

You sick bastard.

kissed my best friends girlfriend... twice. thats the stupidest thing that comes to mind. terrible thing to do..

Tried to catch the (entire) back axle from a car as we undid the spring bolts, luckily the round part trapped my finger not an edge as that would have sliced it off, instead, cue cartoon style finger (about 5mm thick and very very wide) and an X-ray that looked like crazy paving. Nurses squeezed it back into (sort of) shape like plastercine.

and...

Broke my own injunction against riding motorcycles when pissed as "nice" girl at party wanted me to come home with her, but I refused to leave precious motorcycle on Peckham high st over night, cue very very drunken ride in both senses...surprising that I survived either.

After not being in the sea for many years I announced that was just off to swim around the red plastic thing (about two miles out) at first it was easy (the tide was going out) when I turned back the people on the beach looked like ants. When I eventually made it back I was exhausted and terrified.

I also cooked a whole x mas dinner at ten o clock Christmas eve - too pissed to understand time

Join this forum.

kissed my best friends girlfriend... twice. thats the stupidest thing that comes to mind. terrible thing to do..

shit, you bastard, that sucks! do you still talk?

yea thanks. i still give myself a hard time about it. it is waay more comlicated than it sounds though. all three of us, me him and her all did stupid things and didnt act as we should have. we talk now. its not the same as it was and i dont expect it ever will be, but then, things were changing between us anyway so whos to say. but yea, it sucks.

is that where 'whatfriends' comes from? only joking dude, i'm sure they know you're sorry.

thats pretty funny. im not sure i care what she thinks anymore, but yea, he knows. whatfriends used to be my password on friends reunited back in the day. but i binned that off when i looked through and remembered i went to school with a bunch o cunts...

don't worry about that, we all did.

i wonder if all the cunts think the same thing, and if im on some elses list o cunts? probably. fuck 'em, clearly they are wrong and im right. right?

Once.. when I was too young to know better..

I drank a light beer.

What...the...fuck...

I can't believe first of all you did that, and second of all you tell people about it. Have you no shame?!

=P

I once drank water from a river whilst rock climbing in Spain - Oh I was ill

I once, when young, looked after a tiny birds egg hoping it would hatch only to discover some days later it was actually as mishaped ping pong ball :(

right?

definitely.

I always remember the stupid things I have done just before I go to sleep, they creep up on me, the bitches

I once, when young, looked after a tiny birds egg hoping it would hatch only to discover some days later it was actually as mishaped ping pong ball :(

Fucking ROFLCOPTER !!! hahah

I always remember the stupid things I have done just before I go to sleep, they creep up on me, the bitches

my life is strewn with indiscretions and outright errors, many quite embarrassing. they catch up with my at these times too.

Oh what beautiful timing of a thread, about 15 minutes ago I was tidying my roomand came across a hollow metal pole 'Oh I know someone may want this for a polo mallet, let's see how it swings' I swung it straight into my face and my nose is still bleeding as I type...

definitely.

sweet..

Oh what beautiful timing of a thread, about 15 minutes ago I was tidying my roomand came across a hollow metal pole 'Oh I know someone may want this for a polo mallet, let's see how it swings' I swung it straight into my face and my nose is still bleeding as I type...

ha ha.

Oh what beautiful timing of a thread, about 15 minutes ago I was tidying my roomand came across a hollow metal pole 'Oh I know someone may want this for a polo mallet, let's see how it swings' I swung it straight into my face and my nose is still bleeding as I type...
Pre-bloodied. I'll take it.

I convinced my brother of the merits of drinking a couple of bottles of blue food colouring. He got a very upset about his stained teeth and tongue, but his emotional state deteriorated after spending the next week doing blue poos.

I coerced a mate into carving 666 on his forehead (I was retaliating - won't go into details). There was still visible scarring a year later.

I'm quite fond of the power of suggestion :)

Fucked myself up plenty too, but you lot have covered most of it already.

i once went 50 miles by bicycle.

^bullshit.

i once went 50 miles by bicycle.

Ha! nice.