What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

may be you should pay bono's home a visit dude

good form

oh speaking of guns i shot my neighbour by mistake (trying to hit a cide barrel) but i liked that neighbour. the one on the other side got the full force.

I put a hosepipe through their letter box and tried to fill their lounge like a goldfish bowl. i then smashed their caravan by using it as target practice with a catapult, cycled into their garage door leaving a 12 year old me shaped dent in the front and put holes in their pond (they later had to re-dig and repair it) cut the heads off their flowers and turned all their house signs around, covered their drive way with mud and pushed stones up the exhaust pipes of their cars...

They went fucking radio rental! this seriously house proud middle england middle aged couple. i got off cause i was too young but the coppers spoke to my old man. they got on alright, turns out the copper didn't like her either.. a win win in my books

I bet someone they wouldn't put out a cigarette on my arm . . .
I lost the bet, my money and ended up with a nasty burn on my forearm.

I no longer gamble.

i had a liitle crash going down hills road bridge my foot found its way into my front wheel and over the bars i went at rather high speed may i add !!!

so who has some folks

hahahahahahahahahahahaha...... what a fucking idiot.
isn't that the second one this month?....

firing guns in nashville. i had a glock 40 (15 in the mag), a friend had a colt .45 (8 or 9 in the mag).

4 of us went to fire guns at the range. two dropped out. leaving me and my bessie mate to shoot guns. alone. with no previous. well a little. but not hand cannons. which is what we had.
we go downstairs, yes the range is under the shop.
it's loud. we shit it. we try to fire off our 50 as quick as poss. we swap guns. i fire the colt. it's huge. it's loud. i miss the target a couple of times.
my mate says he thinks he's finished.
instead of pointing down the range and checking. i point at the desk. cue bullet hole in desk. mass panic and a desire to get out of there.

the other two pick us up and say they've never seen us looking so scared.
we go to the porn store next door to calm down. and realise we've been firing guns underneath the porn store.

nobody got hurt though.

Also, loading old SodaStream cannisters with home made explosives, burying them in rotten tree stumps in the woods and lighting the (usually far too short) fuse.
Barely got time to dive for cover before the explosion and schrapnel.

Fun tho.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha...... what a fucking idiot.
isn't that the second one this month?....

Clips and Straps (or lack of) FAIL!!

Unless the seatpost took the brunt of the impact and was forced into the seat tube, there may some minor issues with frame sizing as well.

Oh, and its fucking pink.

may be you should pay bono's home a visit dude

good form

Bono doesn't own a home. he just floats above us all, keeping his watchfull eye on us

Oh, and its fucking pink.

Soooo many levels!

emmanuelle! ha. i'd like to watch that one again...

it's on IMB as "romance" which made my day.. i am a fucking romantic.. who would have thought!?

Bono doesn't own a home. he just floats above us all, keeping his watchfull eye on us

Well he does thinks his music is holy ... I didn't realise he moved up to celestial overlord.

bono joke- real or not ? i dunno.

Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet.

Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone:

"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from near the front pierces the silence:

"Well, stop fuckin' clapping then!"

:(

how come I cant post in the Cambridge sub-forum? Theres some beat-downs going on in there.

you have to join the cambridge group first. go to your user page an click join groups.
then come and wade in. it's good clean fun.*
contraversial

Alias time... Christy Brown (get it!?)

I like they way they all support his stupidity, like a C of E get together where they let anything go as they are just happy you are there with them. i wish our part was more homely...
i am going to start a campaign to make the "forum a home"

Hmmmm.... sounds a bit too much effort.

All I really wanted to do was post the below picture to imply that that kids bike looks like Barbie.

@ dylan,

I really do hope that happened for real.

fucking hell charlie kaufmann has nothing on this. making aliases for internet aliases on a sub forum of an internet forum.

my head hurts.

Hmmmm.... sounds a bit too much effort.

All I really wanted to do was post the below picture to imply that that kids bike looks like Barbie.

that it? i am real disapointed.. go away and get angry.. come back and try again.

I would help but i am too busy thinking of ways to make this place more homely.. i am thinking some air freshner and fresh cut flowers is a good start.

Getting very drunk with anfew friends and then branding ourselves with a bottle opener. Not clever. Mind you was one of the best nights out.

A few too many to mention .
But one I do remember was six years old and playing murder in the dark, in the dark of course but almost ending in it too !
Someone did try to kill me was pushedand fell onto the corner of some shitty antique piece of furniture with a sharp corner to it and hence ended up with a few stitches to the underneath of my chin !
The pesron that pushed me so happenend to my brother nice one !!

I was balancing a porcupine spike thingy on my hand and slipped tried to catch it, ended up slamming my hand onto it and it went straight through my hand... 5 hours in A&E isnt the best way to kick start a day...

I once went to the shops to get some milk and ended up with full-fat instead of semi.

I once went to the shops to get some milk and ended up with full-fat instead of semi.

That must have ruined your day ='[