Tasty downhill trackstand

Agreed. I did a lovely no hander today at the lights and all I got was two bouquets of roses thrown from the car behind and a hot female pedestrian who offered to marry or fuck me, my choice.

You'd think they'd have more fucking gratitude.

i was doing a drunken no handed trackstand at the lights the other night, held it for ages. when they went to green i just fell over instead of riding off.
the taxi driver who was behind me pulled up next to me and wound down his window:

taxi driver: "you allright mate?"
me: "i'm fine"
taxidriver: "that was really impressive till you fell off."

HAHAHA! I need to learn to do this seriously.

^ Ha, so true. Kids think it's awesome. Chavs sometimes find it 'sick blud' too.

I did a tiny wheelie and some chavs on my road said(to quote) 'Rah bruv, that was well bad do that shit again rudeboy.' I replied with, 'Huh?'