What would you do if the forum had a subscription fee (to post classifieds, etc)?

Everybody pays according to how often they have posted. Cost per post is multiplied by fifty if you have more than 20,000. If you don't cough up, your bikes will be confiscated and covered in stickers of Velocio's choice, then dumped in a canal somewhere in the West Midlands.

Bring it.

I will be charging £5 for each body that needs removing from my lawn and a further £5 for any blood splatter cleanup required. Reading my posts now incurs a 5p per read fee, payable to hippymademesuckhisballs@paypalpoo.com.au