Tasty downhill trackstand

The fundamental elephant in this room: 20 seconds?

Fucking Finally.

I did one while lighting a cigarette no handed today and felt so fucking gay, I hope no-one I know saw me. I had my new Archies Emily on too and I felt achingly hipster :(

didn't stop you from doing it though?

or sharing the story.

I loved it really, guilty pleasure haha

Ha!

You have me worried now. I know I'm not going to win any competitions with that but that's very good going for me.

It's a start... keep practising and you'll be able to hold it for longer and longer. Once you get the hang of it you should be able to hold it for minutes not just seconds.

It's a start... keep practising and you'll be able to hold it for longer and longer. Once you get the hang of it you should be able to hold it for minutes not just seconds.

My girlfriend keeps telling me this but so far I'm lacking progress.

My girlfriend keeps telling me this but so far I'm lacking progress.

It's a start... keep practising and you'll be able to hold it for longer and longer. Once you get the hang of it you should be able to hold it for minutes not just seconds.

My girlfriend keeps telling me this but so far I'm lacking progress.

This thread is full of win.

:-) agreed

My girlfriend keeps telling me this but so far I'm lacking progress.

I actually lol'ed. Eyebrows was right, revision does make everything more funny.

I've read that original post three or four times now, I still don't understand what's post-worthy about it.

As an aside, today I managed to open a jar of peanut butter with one hand whilst talking on the phone, it's a relatively simple task really, one that no doubt thousands have managed to complete before me, but I thought it was damn cool and just wish someone who appreciates jar-opening skills had witnessed it.....if you're really interested it was crunchy and not smooth.

what is the world record for track standing? been trying to find out for ages, maybe give it a go, must be like 24 hours or something surely?--anyone up for setting new guinness record.......................

That's something I'd go and watch....

That's something I'd go and watch....

Fuck his roola racing lark you need to get your self some in pub one on one track stand competitions.

what about taking part? under the right conditions I could trackstand for many, many minutes, as Im sure loads on here could,insane record to try and set--but thats the point-- they all are........
have tried to find out, but they guinness want registration, etc etc,
where the fucks Norris McWhirter when you need him eh?

I managed by very first sit down track stand today on the way to work... I was well chuffed!

... And yesterday I was feeling fruity and pulled a long-skid-into-track-stand at a set of lights. I then went one handed to smooth my hair back. At that moment I felt as cool as Roger Moore... but I'm sure to everyone else I looked like the biggest wanker in Christendom! But hey, fuck it!!

long skid into track stand one handed answers phone and hold the one hand trackstand for a two minute conversation... well chuffed. shame it was midnight with no one to see

I've read that original post three or four times now, I still don't understand what's post-worthy about it.

As an aside, today I managed to open a jar of peanut butter with one hand whilst talking on the phone, it's a relatively simple task really, one that no doubt thousands have managed to complete before me, but I thought it was damn cool and just wish someone who appreciates jar-opening skills had witnessed it.....if you're really interested it was crunchy and not smooth.

i'm guessing the jar was oval in shape and you held it between your legs or between your forearm and upper torso,,, am i right?

thought so. try opening a new jar of sainsburys own brand strawberry jam the same way with one hand when you have just come out of the shower

what is the world record for track standing? been trying to find out for ages, maybe give it a go, must be like 24 hours or something surely?--anyone up for setting new guinness record.......................

in competition

the record in a sprint race "stands" to Giovanni Pettenella from a race against Sergio Bianchetto at the Italian track Championships in 1968, standing for 1hour 5mins (by which point Bianchetto had collapsed unconscious)

try opening a new jar of sainsburys own brand strawberry jam the same way with one hand when you have just come out of the shower

Jokes. Do you leave a jar out regularly then? Your daily challenge?

i'm guessing the jar was oval in shape and you held it between your legs or between your forearm and upper torso,,, am i right?

thought so. try opening a new jar of sainsburys own brand strawberry jam the same way with one hand when you have just come out of the shower

armpit FTW.

armpit FTW.

nope,, its gonna spin like an oiled up piglet

in competition

what is the world record for track standing? been trying to find out for ages, maybe give it a go, must be like 24 hours or something surely?--anyone up for setting new guinness record.......................

YouTube - Big Train - Staring final

what is the world record for track standing? been trying to find out for ages, maybe give it a go, must be like 24 hours or something surely?--anyone up for setting new guinness record.......................

What about the world record for the number of consecutive/group track stands? Why don't we do a track stand flash mob somewhere?

I'd be up for that.. If we lived in Paris I'd suggest under the Eiffel tower