Football

God I hope it's Barca, at least then I can watch the bloody final. Without having a choice resembling having my eyeballs gauged out with a rusty knife or having my knob chopped off!

How dull. Got to feel sorry for that lad Fletcher though. Right. God I hate Ronaldo so much. Pray hes off at the end of the season. I am not bitter

He a total fucking cunt. With a drop of integrity I may show a little respect for his skillz- same goes for Drogba.

And to all Chelsea whingers just remember the last time you played Barça a couple of years back and Valdez was thrown to the ground where you promptly scored.