What's wrong with my bike?

What's wrong...?

You are atempting to convert a highy specialised bike intended to be used for extreme bodily positions at high speeds on the track (only humanly possible because the race lasts less than five minutes) into a bike to be used as a commuter on the open road....

I suggest buying a racy looking hybrid, stripping it and sending the frame to armourtex, don't forget the kickstand when you put it all back together.

Err . . isn't that what most of are doing? Not least the Lo-Pro crew!