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@chris_crash
i need to start posting to that texts from last night site, from last weekend:
sent by me:
my face tastes like girl. also death has been trying to escape from my belly for hours, I think he is fighting a wilderbeast in my throat right now. Brunch later?
help, I'm in New Jersy, and I don't know how to get home.
come to this party its full of girls that hate you!
received:
save me, I'm going to wake up in the dorms at NYU if i stay at this party.
sent this weekend:
Weird day, it started with a priest asking me about my sex-life, and I just carried my aunt indoors so she could pass out, apperently virgina knows how to party, how is NYC?
reply:
how do i get blood out of wool?