Do you love your knive? (AKA knive appreciation thread)

Google it, my explanation wouldn't do it justice. It was the first kitchen related appliance double entendre that i thought of to go with the 'your mum' reposte, i had no idea she had died, i apologise.

I did google it. you're going to feel really bad now; by a bizarre coincidence it was dad doing a 'dutch oven' that killed her. I'd just never heard it described that way. Weird eh?