Do you love your knive? (AKA knive appreciation thread)

Knife = singular......as in 1 knife
Knives = plural......as a whole bunch of knives.

English. That is what was murdered in the OP. Stabbed, slashed to death.

Poor old English, funny that it upsets some people so.

This thread has knived (sic) me through my dorsal fin, and will cause me to get out more knifes (sic) with which to injure myself.

phew s'alright den fort i messed it up dinni?