Do you love your knive? (AKA knive appreciation thread)

Yeah you're right.

BAN ALL KNIVES.

Knives should be hated because only murderers use them.

We should also ban cars because sometimes people intentionally use them to kill other people.

We should also ban and hate everything that could be used to kill someone. For example salt, water (hot or cold), pillows, drinking glasses and so on. in fact fuck it BAN EVERYTHING

I don't give a shit about that.
I just think you've been dull and rude.
Fuck off.