Do you love your knive? (AKA knive appreciation thread)

You may have noted, that this is LONDONfgss, and therefore Londoners like me, are aware that knives have other uses here in this city, than culinary work.

Hospitals are full of people who are the victims of knife lovers. Knife lovers are not only chefs. That part, is the shame.

A love of a dangerous weapon is one thing, but as a tool of work is another. Society reacts with chagrin at the true effect of knives here. THAT is why some, like me, find the knife love, sad.

Signed, Bellend

PS. Liking a knife is no less credible than liking a bike. This is lunatic. People don't easily pick up a bike, with the aim of killing another person.

You are such a twat.

Who mentioned anything about killing people, other than you?

Objects that aren't specifically designed to be weapons only become weapons when they are used as such. A chef's knife isn't designed to be a fucking weapon, IT'S A FUCKING TOOL FOR CUTTING FOOD YOU IDIOT.