Do you love your knive? (AKA knive appreciation thread)

You're both bellends.

Some people enjoy cooking and enjoy using a quality, well made tool to get the job done.

You know, a bit like some of the people on this forum who enjoy riding a quality bicycle that feels good to ride and does its job for a long time.

Liking a knife is no less credible than liking a bike.

You may have noted, that this is LONDONfgss, and therefore Londoners like me, are aware that knives have other uses here in this city, than culinary work.

Hospitals are full of people who are the victims of knife lovers. Knife lovers are not only chefs. That part, is the shame.

A love of a dangerous weapon is one thing, but as a tool of work is another. Society reacts with chagrin at the true effect of knives here. THAT is why some, like me, find the knife love, sad.

Signed, Bellend

PS. Liking a knife is no less credible than liking a bike. This is lunatic. People don't easily pick up a bike, with the aim of killing another person.