Stopped by Police?

there are a few threads on this i think, but this actually happened to me today and the cop asked me if i wanted him to "scrape my remains off the road with a fork and mail them to my parents." i managed not to talk back.. but what a weirdo. a fork?

This really winds me up!
Its "with a spatula" any self repesting bully knows that expression "they'll have to scrape you off the floor with a spatula". They let anyone into the force these days :(