Scary screaming cycling lady (the London Banshee)

Awesome, can I have a go?

Is it a button or a big winch that you have to wind by hand?

You know that bit in Star Wars where Obi-wan powers down the tractor beam generator on the Death Star?

It's like that.

Someone seriously needs to start getting vimeo's up of this stuff, it's solid gold.

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http://www.vimeo.com/1368591

Classic.

yes, I am the bridge mistress.

Is it a button or a big winch that you have to wind by hand?

Fuck this thread is hot.

yes, I am the bridge mistress.

so, was this you trolling at work?

Clicky

I can give you SuperBikeMan™ for the collection.

Not very super at riding is he?

But looks like a prize tit so very well done indeed.

Not very super at riding is he?

He looks a bit awkward in the saddle because he has been up all night LoveMaking™

so, was this you trolling at work?

Clicky

Yeh, hungover -fell asleep at the switch, the disableds weren't happy.

Fine work

I might consider becoming mini-AFL dude: that helmet could have saved me some dentistry

My wife spotted a/the screaming banshee cyclist women (with full tattooed arms)- on Wandsworth Bridge Rd - are they breading?

What??? Banshee lady rocks double full sleeve tattoos too??!! I had a mental picture all but constructed but commie's last comment blows it apart.

People pack your compact cameras in your bags - this is some serious quarry! :)

The Greenwich shouty woman cyclist is nothing exciting/unusual visually so not much point of a photo (unless you want a picture of a bog standard Sam Browne belted 'sensibly' dressed commuter. She doesn't scream either. A very 'pro-active' cyclist with good road positioning from what I've seen.

The Greenwich shouty woman cyclist is nothing exciting/unusual visually so not much point of a photo (unless you want a picture of a bog standard Sam Browne belted 'sensibly' dressed commuter. She doesn't scream either. A very 'pro-active' cyclist with good road positioning from what I've seen.

It's more of a blood curdling yell than a scream in my experience. She is very vocal.

I refer you to the first encounter - definitely no arm tatts on The Banshee originale.

Everyone shouts a bit every now and again. I for example urged the driver of a white escort van to "fuck off" yesterday afternoon when he tried to railroad me into oblivion at Elephant and Castle. Considerable volume was required on my part, to overpower the happy hardcore issuing from his stereo, and to ensure penetration of his thick cranium, lest he fail to understand my suggestion correctly.

The Banshee responds vocally to situations where the vast majority would remain mute. The Banshee adds a distinct note of menace as well as volume to her salvoes, forming the sentences with a dark gleeful flourish, something like a darts commentator shouting "one-hundred and eiiiighty", but referring to the number of kittens he has just drowned.

If you think you might have head her, it probably wasn't her. Believe me, you will know when you have heard The Banshee.

^^^ or398 speaks the truth ^^^

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haha, that is my way into work, i haven't seen him yet, what time of day was that?

I refer you to the first encounter - definitely no arm tatts on The Banshee originale.

Everyone shouts a bit every now and again. I for example urged the driver of a white escort van to "fuck off" yesterday afternoon when he tried to railroad me into oblivion at Elephant and Castle. Considerable volume was required on my part, to overpower the happy hardcore issuing from his stereo, and to ensure penetration of his thick cranium, lest he fail to understand my suggestion correctly.

The Banshee responds vocally to situations where the vast majority would remain mute. The Banshee adds a distinct note of menace as well as volume to her salvoes, forming the sentences with a dark gleeful flourish, something like a darts commentator shouting "one-hundred and eiiiighty", but referring to the number of kittens he has just drowned.

If you think you might have head her, it probably wasn't her. Believe me, you will know when you have heard The Banshee.

This is awesome. Like fields notes from an expedition. Or the basis of a legend. Replace "The Banshee" with "Bigfoot" and you get the idea.

Several sightings of a 'similar' nature. You know what this means people. The Banshee is breeding...

Does she ever get aggressive?

She is in a permanent state of agression - she has nowhere left to go.

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Think of the possibilities: AFL Dude could be mated with screaming banshee cyclist women!

I live in Greenwich and cycle through Deptford Bridge area every day. What time of day was she seen..? If I can catch her, I'll ask her to stop for a photo.

If she's been seen at Elephant and on Jamaica Rd, she either varies her route, or she just rides around all day screaming. Which might explain why she's so fast. Or maybe she rides in on one road and back out on the other. Have we worked out her route yet..?

I have encountered her here (here hare here) or hereabouts twice.

On both occasions I've been too surprised and slow to do anything about it. Except hurry to my computer and splurge the tale of course.

I also spotted her on Borough High St. We should set a trap.