Building From scratch

To be honest matey I'd be tempted to stick around and see what people are selling on here

Most of us tend to accumulate bike parts like squirrels store nuts

Then our women folk get fed up of living in a bicycle workshop

Withhold sex

Forcing us to part with all our little gems

Not being funny

but I could build you a bike by tomorrow

with the stuff I have tucked away

Do us a 57cm track framed bike for £150, will ya? ;)