Server load issues/lag

Futurama has a joke about this in which the professor shares the news that scientists got bored of that old joke and have renamed uranus to... urectum.

I was tempted to call the server urectum.

Okay, that made me splurt a little tea onto my desk. And I'd just lectured one of our writers about professionalism thanks the-artist-formerly-known-as-VB…

What about a percentage of sales. Needn't be enforcable particularly… just a standard verbal agreement would do it. Sell £50 worth of stuff, donate a fiver. Or summink. Okay, so maybe not. The next person to sell their £5k crabon bea(u/s)tie would then be facing a £50 donation.

Just a thought. A bad one, I'll admit. But at least it was a thought. (My first for the day, as it happens. Which is always a bonus.)