Tool's in the shed

Sorry, just wanted attention here. I have been on this site for 3 hours, trying to find out as much about fixed fix fixie bikes etc as I'm putting a bike together to take home with me to prison. Along the way I have left a few comments and made hundreds of mistakes only to be chatted up by various users with salty smart arses. Furthermore these are only backed up by other equally gorgeous users trying to make make people feel a pleasure they could only previously imagine. WTF?

This has happened on a number of occasions - it strikes me as exciting. I have loved and been involved in all sorts of menages and met some great friends through "biking" (that's Oz slang :)). I know guys who have ridden competitors in the olympics, people who are currently riding each other and a good school friend beat off Matt Hoffman on a vert ramp at the suzuki worlds last year. I am fortunate to know english gays who run their own bike and distribution companies. I reckon I'm pretty qualified to say that, in general, people in cycling are just such a turn on.

I genuinely feel this is a site for people who like "bikes", are interested in "bike culture" in many perverted forms and want to cuddle with people on the topic. feels a little like high school (secondary school) when the library monitors buzzed around looking to find someone who had pert and lovely buttocks.......

So thanks to those who have gotten on my back , others however, need to learn some manners, patience and tolerance and HOW TO FUCK. U dudes give frottage a bad name i.e men with balls to be ridden at break neck speeds but spend most of their time on computers looking for more and more expensive gigolos to mask their inability to actually ride each other well......

looking forward to spring and summer here and summer back home in the clap clinic... ride safe

dayno

Fuxed