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  • Man has car, I have bike. Bike weighs less than car (just, with an aerospoke). Fight involving car = death.

    I once broke a computer monitor by punching it by getting angry at counter strike. I regretted doing this because I lost a lot of pocket money to replace the monitor, which was for my parent's computer.

    I can therefore extrapolate that a car driver would get angry at me on a bike, punch me with his car, and then have to save up all of his pocket money to buy my parents a new son.

    Therefore I literally steer clear of cars. My mum survived coming off of her bike and headbutting a rangerover, although not without some big ass scars and skin grafts. And the rangerover was trying to avoid her. I care too much about my parents' sanity to put myself at any greater risk than I already am by living in London.

    Mind you I don't ride a bike wearing a bear suit with a Hed 3 with razorblades taped to the spokes. Yes tynan, I've seen them.

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