What Biscuit?

Arnotts Mint Slices - best mint based chocolate biscuit combination.
Kingstons best assorted cream biscuit.

I quite like eccles cakes with a cuppa. Rare treat though - those things are sweeeeeeet.

Also - do Hovis still sell those digestive biscuits shaped like a fat slice of bread?

mmmm...

Do you wear your vagina jacket when you eat those Prav?

i'll clarify the cookie conundrum.
homemade (packed with raisins, oats good stuff) = good
oreos (anything made by nabisco etc) = shite

essentially, think of how eddie murphy describes his mum's hamburgers. big, packed full of stuff, homemade = good.

i cannot see any value in an oreo.

Oreos? wtf? american cookies better? i'm sorry this is a blatant falsehood. american biscuits are shite.

hobnobs, ginger nuts, digestives, immense biscuits. made super awesome by the addition of 531 chocolate.

I said off the peg biscuits!

British packet biscuits are so boring, and any efforts manufacturers have made to innovate has led to sickly sweet affairs (fox biscuits=puke)

Out of your regular cheap off the peg packet biscuits, I think american ones are way better than british. But then places like italy have way better still.

"back in the day" Marks Und Sparks used to do what can only be described as a kind of midi-sized milk chocolate hobnob, but better.. they evoke going to my Grandma's as a kid cos she always got them in the tin for us when we came round, and in fact I only ever ate them there, so there's mitigating factors here - but they were the best damn biscuits I ever had.

Anyone know if M&S still do them?

Don't go there - it'll never be the same. You'll wander into M&S, with a feeling of abstract hopefulness. Out of the corner of your eye you see a familiar packaging - yes, yes it's them - definitely them. You smile as you hand them to the cashier - regailing her with your tale of granny-biscuits and childhood innocence. As you walk out the store, you can't help but whip one out of the bag for a cheeky munch. As you bite into it, something's not quite right. Not as sugary, not as flavoursome - simply not as nice. The disappointment takes over, your day ruined, and then you die - die in an inky black well of despair. The police break down your door a week later, to find you curled up in bed, with the biscuits by your side, a framed picture of your grandma nestled lovingly in your arms, with the watermarks of tears cried in equal measures of shame and sadness dried onto your face.

Don't go there my friend - don't go there.

Don't go there - it'll never be the same. You'll wander into M&S, with a feeling of abstract hopefulness. Out of the corner of your eye you see a familiar packaging - yes, yes it's them - definitely them. You smile as you hand them to the cashier - regailing her with your tale of granny-biscuits and childhood innocence. As you walk out the store, you can't help but whip one out of the bag for a cheeky munch. As you bite into it, something's not quite right. Not as sugary, not as flavoursome - simply not as nice. The disappointment takes over, your day ruined, and then you die - die in an inky black well of despair. The police break down your door a week later, to find you curled up in bed, with the biscuits by your side, a framed picture of your grandma nestled lovingly in your arms, with the watermarks of tears cried in equal measures of shame and sadness dried onto your face.

Don't go there my friend - don't go there.

That may be the best advice ever given on the forum. Awesome.

not just biscuits, deadly biscuits.

I've already had that whole scenario - expcept the dying, the coppers and the granny photo - with rolos and yorkie bars in my young life. And they wonder why the youth are jaded.

Although not biscuits, I used to eat heaps of these as a kid - I saw them again in a shop after all these years, they just seem to taste like sweetened cardboard. Which to be honest is exactly how I remembered them - I munched away.

M&S flapjack cookies.

I haven't bothered reading the whole thread (I'll do that when I'm a little less wired on coffee!), I just wanted to say that I love biscuits and their many varieties :-D

Maryland Choc Chip Cookies FTW!

c'mon Dunc - which kind?

stop teasing.. start pleasing.

double chocolate choc chip (the ones I'm currently making inroads into...) ?

This nation wasn't built on bikes!....it was built on TEA!!!....gallons and gallons of lovely tea!...:)

Sorry to quote myself....but this statement is as true now as it was wayyyyyyy back when i said it many moons ago!

Oh how i wish i could still have mint viscounts! :(

The only thing missing from this biscuit (courtesy of Daveypants from t'other thread) is the letters 'F', 'T' and 'W'.

^^^^Best biscuit ever. Have you tried the chocolate coated ones? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Ben

Gingernuts ftw!

Thank you ;o))

I'm sure there's better than Malted Milks. I agree about the chocoalte coating though. Take a good biscuit and coat it in chocolate=100% more biscuit!

I said off the peg biscuits!

British packet biscuits are so boring, and any efforts manufacturers have made to innovate has led to sickly sweet affairs (fox biscuits=puke)

Out of your regular cheap off the peg packet biscuits, I think american ones are way better than british. But then places like italy have way better still.

you talk shit.
ginger nuts> hob nobs> digestives> a whole leap of other biscuits> bourbons> custard creams> oreos.

it's a well known FACT.

ffs oat cakes, the fucking blandest most boring liberal wank of a biscuit fuck an oreo in the ear.
jesus.

Oreo = wank

i can trust balki, he gets the whole shrike>anything.

Bought a pack of chocolate caramel covered digestives on Friday...all gone now - lush

Used to love these as a nipper

not sure about the sexy eyelashes on the tiger. with the hairy top lip i'm getting ts tiger vibes.

oreo, mcvitie, foxes, surrender to the mighty bakekriegof the reich!
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