Bicycle Haikus!

Fruitbat is home well
He thanks for people caring
Time for bed methinks

fruity and batty
and vintage bike supremo
n+1 legend

Good Night now Fruitbat
Sleep well, dream pleasant calm dreams
Wake revitalised

Drinking cask strength malt -
the perfect accompaniment
to a whole cheesecake.

lolcats o hai ku
ceiling cat is watching you
ur doin it wrong

Blood shaking my heart
Body mind all fixed intent
Ride hard for the win

Camilla liked Ben
He complimented her tea
And brought ginger nuts

Ben liked Camilla
The tea complimented her
Oh where are the bikes?

Ben came on a bike
To see Camilla's father
He then rode away

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man—come to kill us all—Look!
Look! Look! Look! Look!

• The Dog -
  

Today I sniffed
many dog behinds—
I celebrate by kissing your face.

• The Dog -
  

MitchtheDog is drunk
But even he knows some of
these Haikus don't work

The first line has five
But the second has seven
the last only five

But there's more to it
than just counting syllables:
something unwritten.

'Unwritten' is right
But how does one know if one's
'Unwritten' is wrong?

If you're me, you're right,
But if you're anyone else,
You're probably wrong ;)

is ';)' not three syllables?

Our Oliver Schick
He likes to be slicker
All covered in oil

How is this wrong? (I don't understand these things)

2nd line needs 7 syllables
should go 5,7,5

At first he was good
After time he became bad
To us he's just Matt

aha! you got it,
that made me laugh quite alot,
see you at norf drinks!

If you're me, you're right,
But if you're anyone else,
You're probably wrong ;)

BringmemyFix is
Arrogance personified
Which is quite alright

Clive, you missed the caps
in both of my middle names -
pop one in yo ass.

Bad Matt, I don't do
the syllabification
of emoticons :p

poetic licence
permits my use of lower case
whenever I Want