Glossy photos of girls on bikes!

And you haven't posted anything to the contrary for my money as far as I can recall.

Your powers of recall are weak; how much money, and where do I collect?

http://www.londonfgss.com/post556183-839.html

http://www.londonfgss.com/post571984-1048.html

are a little more nuanced than the satirical posts which have got your goat, mainly because you are so humorless that you don't recognise satire, such as

http://www.londonfgss.com/post558582-888.html

when it's staring you (particularly you, in the case of the above post) in the face.

I will refrain from further analysis of your manifold errors, as I am reminded of pig wrestling every time I see one of your diatribes, and while I am not averse to a bit of genuinely sporting pig wrestling, I find little challenge in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

Two ungulates in one post; set your psychic psychoanalytic powers on that!