Paddy took his chainsaw back into B&Q and says to the bloke in dungarees "You told me this chainsaw would cut one hundred trees down in a day, well today its only cut fifty." So the bloke gets the chainsaw and pulls the start up cord and it goes 'brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr', and Paddy says "What's that fuckin' noise?"
You getting these of sickipedia too? =P