A Scotsman rings the local newspaper to place an obituary after the death of his wife.
Sadly he only had one pound, which would have only given him three words.
He said, "can you write 'Sharon is dead'?"
The guy at the newspaper felt really sorry for him and said, "listen, mate, you can have another four more words at no extra charge."
The Scotsman said, "nice one, can you write 'Sharon is dead, Ford Fiesta for Sale'?"
Hahaha! Fantastic!