My favourite: Paddy and Mick are in a pub, Paddy asks Mick "Why do scuba divers fall off their boats backwards?" Mick replies "Paddy you stupid cunt, if they fell forwards they'd still be on the fucking boat!"
Another goodie: Irelands worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging goes on into the night.
My favourite: Paddy and Mick are in a pub, Paddy asks Mick "Why do scuba divers fall off their boats backwards?" Mick replies "Paddy you stupid cunt, if they fell forwards they'd still be on the fucking boat!"
Another goodie: Irelands worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging goes on into the night.