the owner of the company I work for is scottish and a jew.. cant think of any jokes at the moment..
An old jewish woman was walkling by the seafront with her young grandson when all of a sudden a huge wave blasted up and swept him into the sea. Immediately she got on her knees and prayed to god, begging for got to return her grandson safely
Surely enough, the small boy was washed up ashore where the old woman ran over and embraced him
She looked up at the sky, teary eyed, and said "He had a hat!"
An old jewish woman was walkling by the seafront with her young grandson when all of a sudden a huge wave blasted up and swept him into the sea. Immediately she got on her knees and prayed to god, begging for got to return her grandson safely
Surely enough, the small boy was washed up ashore where the old woman ran over and embraced him
She looked up at the sky, teary eyed, and said "He had a hat!"
;)