Football

^^ I don't get it?

My brother summed up Benitez perfectly today. After our 4th or 5th goal ( I can't remember as there was so many ), Benetiz got up, his usual manic self, started muttering and then started scribbling in his notebook. He said, he reminds me of George ( my cat ). I pissed myself laughing. It is true. Benitez is definitley slightly deranged.

But, and this is crucial, he has got right under fuckfaces nose

He is, but any manager who turfs up at bar to have a few beers with the fans at a Euro away gets my vote.

Oh and that jug-earthed mouthbreathing cunt Rooney deserves to get sent off every fucking game.