Jade Goody's dead

You might be right here.

What I mean by 'ticks all the correct Guardian reader boxes' was that his (John Diamond's) departure was a world apart from Jade's flaming roller-coaster loaded with media Semtex™ ending - I wasn't trying to make any bigger point than that.

I'll buy you a drink if that is actually how she's chosen to go out, that would be a fitting departure I think. It'll certainly be an easy week for the journos.
Nice cog and balls btw!