Remember kids... always wear a helmet. (The almighty bikeradar helmet thread)

Ding, dong, dell,

 Pussy's in the well. 

 Who put her in?
 Little Johnny Thin. 

 Who pulled her out?
 Little Tommy Stout. 

 What a naughty boy was that,
 To try to drown poor pussy cat, 

 Who never did him any harm,
 And killed the mice in his father's barn.