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• #102
Whoa! I feel myself very strongly too, but I don't go round moaning about it.
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• #103
I feel myself too. Sometimes strongly.
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• #104
You are all sick, you make me disgusting to be a mans. Is not funny. I am sorry but I feel this way very strongly with myself. E.
Borat was 2006, but he he anyway...
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• #105
What is Borat? I think you make fun of my poor English words. E.
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• #106
i think its only matter of time until this picture comes up (it had to be done)
ok, ok here's one for the blokes too
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• #107
I feel myself too. Sometimes strongly.
...and moan (read groan) about it
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• #108
gosh, really? just don't read the threads you don't like?
+1000000000000000000000000000
thanks Kattt for bring some sense into all this
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• #109
Holy fucking shit. I just saw more dick
puns than I know what to do with. Keep em cumming...
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• #110
Back to the sexy men in lycra
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• #111
You can barely see his tackle tho'... Must try harder... ;]
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• #112
That's 'cause Hoy is a weight weenie.
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• #113
Holy fucking shit. I just saw more dick puns than I know what to do with. Keep em cumming...
I'd love to Jack, but some people seem to get a little testy about testes...
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• #114
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• #115
Not really very safe for work that^^^, DMC!
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• #117
Sarra sat beside Chris's parents and his six months pregnant sister in the Beijing velodrome for each nail-biting race and was captured on television pictures in an ecstatic embrace with her victorious boyfriend.
The couple clung to each other and whispered 'I love you', while Chris's shoulders shuddered as he fought to keep his emotions in check after his final race.
Today she revealed the public shows of affection were rare moments with the Olympic hero since well before he headed to the Chinese games.
She said: "It was wonderful to be there but we hardly had a moment together.
"The first time I saw him in China was when he was in the centre area of the velodrome preparing for his first race, he was just this little dot in the middle of it all. Even if we could have got closer we wouldn't have dared interrupt him.
"Then after each event, he went back to the Olympic village, and we went back to the flat we rented.
"There wasn't even that much of a celebration at the end because Chris was just completely exhausted."
The devoted couple met two years ago through mutual friends on a night out at the Grand Cru bar in Hanover Street.
But despite Chris already holding an Olympic cycling gold and silver medals, a clutch of World Championship titles and Commonwealth gold and bronze medals, she admits she didn't know who he was.
"I didn't have a clue. We got chatting then someone mentioned an Olympic gold medal," she says.
Soon it became clear their relationship would have to survive long periods apart as 32-year-old Chris pumped all his energy into training at the cycling squad's Manchester base and spent winters training in Australia.
She said: "I suppose it's been a nice way to get to know each other because you end up really looking forward to weekends. We both put everything into our jobs during the week but it means the weekends are time for us to concentrate on being with each other. That said, he never really stops training – Christmas and birthdays!"
Sarra managed to get to Beijing only after Chris's father managed to secure her a last gasp tickets from sponsors.
"I couldn't imagine what it would have been like sitting at home watching it all," she says.
But she was blissfully unaware that three million Scots were doing the same back home, willing the boy who became hooked on BMX bikes only to discover an unstoppable passion for track racing at the city's doomed Meadowbank Velodrome on to three astonishing victories.
"We really didn't know that there was this frenzy at home," she explains. "We were so wrapped up in what was happening. It has been incredible to see how people responded."
At trackside, Sarra battled to stay calm as she watched Chris push his body to the limit to crack his first race, the team sprint.
"It was so nerve-wracking watching him, your heart is pounding, the adrenalin is pumping, you're incredibly nervous because you want him to do well and you want him to be safe because accidents can happen.
"It was incredibly emotional to see him win the gold in the first race."
The second race – the Keiran – was every bit as tense. Chris is world champion twice over, but Sarra admits there were times she could barely watch.
The tension was at a peak when Sarra and Chris's proud family returned to the velodrome to witness his final achievement – winning gold in the individual sprint.
Since then Chris has been in constant demand for media interviews, touted for a knighthood and suggested as a potential winner of the prestigious Sportsperson of the Year title. He's even been name-checked as a sporting hero by David Beckham and tribute groups have sprung up on social network internet sites extolling his physique – each thigh measures a massive 27ins – as much as his sporting prowess.
"I never dreamed in a million years that this would be happening," confesses Sarra. "Chris is a very genuine guy and I think he'll be surprised too at the reaction."
The couple plan to take time to enjoy a break from training before a romantic holiday in November followed by a return to serious training.
While Chris's achievements may have inspired a nation of young boys to pester parents for a new bike – "my boss says his son is desperate now for a BMX and it's Chris's fault," Sarra laughs – she has no plans to join him hurtling around a track on two wheels.
"I do have a bike but I'd struggle to keep up with Chris," she smiles. "I think he's just a bit too quick for me."
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• #118
gosh, really? just don't read the threads you don't like?
Because it doesn't work like that!
Football thread? Be my guest. Car appreciation? Knock yourself out.
Pictures of a cock and balls? A girl with her tits hanging out? Fuck right off.
It's not on - like I said in the other thread, I thought you were better than this.
EDIT: Although that story was nice...
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• #119
this thread just cheered me up after a shitty day at work.
Chill out people, like someone above said its just purile lols. (though for the record I hate the word 'lol').
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• #120
I object to this thread as false advertising! Ladies are not into lycra bulges. I am extremely disappointed and will seek entertainment elsewhere.
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• #121
Who's got the pic of Dale in his mankini?
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• #122
Because it doesn't work like that!
Football thread? Be my guest. Car appreciation? Knock yourself out.
Pictures of a cock and balls? A girl with her tits hanging out? Fuck right off.
It's not on - like I said in the other thread, I thought you were better than this...
We've let ourselves down with this damned levity...
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• #123
Hmm thread heading says "One for the ladies" so tell me, why is it full of men ogling men in lycra shorts ?
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• #124
Who's got the pic of Dale in his mankini?
It's in my private collection and I will not share.
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• #125
Hmm thread heading says "One for the ladies" so tell me, why is it full of men ogling men in lycra shorts ?
OP a bit naive?
You are all sick, you make me disgusting to be a mans. Is not funny. I am sorry but I feel this way very strongly with myself. E.