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right. i'm taking this badboy next week. do i need to spend hours studying, or is a cursory read of that boring-as-f*ck book enough?
you and i's gonna be countrymen. you can all start teach me how to pronouce "tomato" correctly.
If you can answer the self assessment questions and you should be OK. I was expecting it to be much harder with more stats but it was quite easy.
Just remember how many you can screw up on each section when you take the test and that will be fine.
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York is in Yorkshire.
We can swear with two fingers as well as one, but make sure your hand is orientated correctly.
Our native squirrels are red.
The Queen is German.
We have no right to coastal access.
You can kill a Scotsman in York providing they are carrying a bow and arrow.
That should get though.
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....and we don't all wear bowler hats and support Man Utd
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right. i'm taking this badboy next week. do i need to spend hours studying, or is a cursory read of that boring-as-f*ck book enough?
you and i's gonna be countrymen. you can all start teach me how to pronouce "tomato" correctly.
good luck teddy, tommy's are well worth learning as panic answers.
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There is a question in there about Scousers - but it's about regional accents rather than propensity to commit crimes. There is even a mention given to Geordies and Cockneys.
I think that most Americans would not do so well on their own citizenship test...I wonder how the Brits would do on their own test. Hmm. Perhaps a question for the editors of the Daily Mail
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Not forgetting car thieves and drug dealers. Oh, hang on that's Mancs
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Hahahaha!
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......not all cockneys eat jellied eels and support Liverpool
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Here's some pub quiz knowledge to help your revision:
The two fingered salute harks back to an ancient age when arrowmen of the crown would defiantly hole them aloft at the French, showing them that they still had their "trigger fingers" intact (the french used to cut them off if you were caught having shot arrows at them). It has now been adopted as a derogatory gesture, one of which only the British should use. The american middle fingered salute is no way near as rude and is quite simply laughable.
The Bear skins worn by the gaurds outside of Buckingham Palace were stolen from the French at the battle of Waterloo. Fuck the French, in the back door.
Gary Glitter is not only a high profile celebrity with paedophilic tendencies, he was once also a glam rock supserstar.
When making yorkshire puddings always add at least two extra eggs and use beef dripping or lard in the pudding tray to ensure a quality pudding. Never use oil; only bellends use oil.
Contrary to popular belief, tea in the Ritz isn't the best cup of tea in England, the best cuppas are usually found in cafe's affectionately known as "Greasy Spoons"
Margaret Thatcher is next in line to the throne of England.
Gin should be matched with at least twice it's measure in tonic, ice and a slice of fresh lime. The glass should be rimmed with the lime to ensure a fragrant entry upon the nose at each quaff.
Black Pudding is made with pigs blood.
Football isn't the national sport, that holy spot is co-occupied by both rugby and cricket; where the real gentlemen play.
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Gin is best with a slice of cucumber - FACT!
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Here's some pub quiz knowledge to help your revision:
The two fingered salute harks back to an ancient age when arrowmen of the crown would defiantly hole them aloft at the French, showing them that they still had their "trigger fingers" intact (the french used to cut them off if you were caught having shot arrows at them). It has now been adopted as a derogatory gesture, one of which only the British should use. The american middle fingered salute is no way near as rude and is quite simply laughable.
The Bear skins worn by the gaurds outside of Buckingham Palace were stolen from the French at the battle of Waterloo. Fuck the French, in the back door.
Gary Glitter is not only a high profile celebrity with paedophilic tendencies, he was once also a glam rock supserstar.
When making yorkshire puddings always add at least two extra eggs and use beef dripping or lard in the pudding tray to ensure a quality pudding. Never use oil; only bellends use oil.
Contrary to popular belief, tea in the Ritz isn't the best cup of tea in England, the best cuppas are usually found in cafe's affectionately known as "Greasy Spoons"
Margaret Thatcher is next in line to the throne of England.
Gin should be matched with at least twice it's measure in tonic, ice and a slice of fresh lime. The glass should be rimmed with the lime to ensure a fragrant entry upon the nose at each quaff.
Black Pudding is made with pigs blood.
Football isn't the national sport, that holy spot is co-occupied by both rugby and cricket; where the real gentlemen play.
That thing about the 'bow finger' is an urban legend. It has been debunked. Truth is, no one (apparently) knows where the v sign comes from. Or the middle finger (I think).
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In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before sunrise and from staying after sunset
There's one that I'm hoping will be adopted from a lesser known but seemingly progressive nation: In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.
Anyone know what the life in El Salvador test is like?
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silly laws
http://blog.bitcomet.com/oceanmist/post_81860/
personal favorite from http://www.main.com/~anns/other/humor/sillylaws.html
In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
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In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
However, in Texas it's legal for a chicken to have sex with you, but it's illegal to reciprocate.
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its a horse race, thanks google