What to shout?

Mostly down to Eds, the man of the infamous "It's voice-control" no-brakes explination.

Oh yes! blimey I've forgetting about that, last year when riding my brand new bike that didn't have a brake let alone clip, so when I slow down to a stop near a traffic light, a bloke on a road bike asked me "where is your brakes?", I decided to play with him for a bit and replied "oh it's voice activated, see when I want to slow down I shouted "stop!" and suddenly the bike slow down dramatically.

the look on his face seemed to be genuine that he actually believe that it exist.

ipods

"OH FALPS!!!"

Originated from a typo and me and a mate have been using it very successfully for quite a while, mostly because people have no idea what the feck you're saying.

find the best response is a non intelligible noise/scream...people aren't sure what to make of it and readily gets their attention

"don't walk" and "oi" are staples, but I have been trying a bit more flair recently. at the start of the weekend i would shout a the next line from a cock sparrer song. "England Belongs to me" followed by "Our Nations Pride" followed by "the dirty waters of the rivers" that got me a lot of strange looks but had interesting results.

On suday i used movie quotes "Danger Will Robinson" works well.

today i have just been shouthing "Grow some balls"

I might shout iPODS! one day or even oiPEDS! or are you thinking different thread Balki

I tend to go for a simple "for FUCKS! sake" -tends to work in Dublin's expensive Dublin

I thought it goes ''fer feck sake.. you big fecking egjit'' in Dublin's expensive Dublin - Tiny am i right?

I an whistle really really loudly! It scares the shit out of everybody, it's hard to ignore.

"coming through" works pretty well if shouted with enough umpf.

I thought it goes ''fer feck sake.. you big fecking eejit'' in Dublin's expensive Dublin - Tiny am i right?

Fixed =P

Fuck shouting. Cycling straight into them usually does the trick

We're talking about people, not cars...

=P

i can't hit all of you.

Fucking them usually does the trick

A little pedestrian?

I once shouted RAPE cos I was having a really bad day and everyone was ignoring me through the lights and it was the first thing that came to mind to really get attention. Not so sure now...

Having said that if peds go out of thier way to ignore the fact that I'm moving fast and have right of way I like to give them a quick slap on the bum as I pass behind them, with a little look back always makes me laugh, normally get a smile from people standing acctually WAITING a the lights afterwards in understanding.

how do you pronounced ACHTUNG?

It's not [aktoong], as most native English speakers would pronounce it. The [ch] is like the [ch] in 'loch'. The 'a' is as in 'cut'.

For some reason i shouted "YA WEE CUNTS" in a scottish accent
did the trick

Am I the only one who shouts "woooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOh" like a police car siren? It gets people looking up and down the road for fast moving traffic!

Ramming Speed!

I think BANZAI!!! is an absolute winner....

For some reason i shouted "YA WEE CUNTS" in a scottish accent
did the trick

funny i do this alot....dont have to put on the accent quite as much though

Ramming Speed!

ahaha I like the thought of this. I may try this tomorrow morning.

funny i do this alot....dont have to put on the accent quite as much though

the accent comes naturally for some reason
my scottish blood shining through prehaps