'Contrail' - or how to re-claim the streets with the aid of some coloured chalks

Nope Gretal tricked the witch into leaning into the oven and then pushed her in. After eating her house too! Fecking kids, bet all they got was an ASBO.

Almost as bad as that billy goat gruff gang, terrorising poor trolls, on their on bridges no less. I hear talk of one troll being violently knocked off his bridge simply so some gang members could claim a bit of turf on the other side. Fecking disgrace. I've half a mind to write to the Daily Mail.

Don't get me started on Jack and the beanstalk... kid climbs up the beanstalk, rips off all the giant's stuff and then kills him and lives happily ever after - where's the morals there?!