'Contrail' - or how to re-claim the streets with the aid of some coloured chalks

Hansel and Gretel ate the house, didnt they? Did some old witch put them in the oven or something? Thats pretty dark! Or maybe that is just my bent recollection from chilhood. Jesus! She put them in the oven!

Nope Gretal tricked the witch into leaning into the oven and then pushed her in. After eating her house too! Fecking kids, bet all they got was an ASBO.

Almost as bad as that billy goat gruff gang, terrorising poor trolls, on their on bridges no less. I hear talk of one troll being violently knocked off his bridge simply so some gang members could claim a bit of turf on the other side. Fecking disgrace. I've half a mind to write to the Daily Mail.