Just crashed into a Lamborghini!

This morning my boss made me move his fucking stupid £££ car out of a parking spot 'cause he was about to get a ticket. I told him I really wasn't comfortable doing it but as his PA it was part of my job description. He's a bit of a dick so he pretty told me where to stick my 'comfort'. Anyway, I go downstairs get into the car and get ready to pull out. There's a bit of traffic but lucky for me the bike behind me decided to slow down and let me out. I take a deep breath, pull out of the spot, and then bam! the cyclist just runs right into me. I was in such shock that this idiot would just run right into me on purpose. Obviously he had seen me, and he had even slowed down to let me out. So on top of everything this cycle-arsehole has the nerve to yell a bunch of bollocks at me!!!! WTF!??!!? He runs into me and then yells at me!?
Anyway, I go in and tell my boss what happened and got a written warning for not doing my job properly. F*cking dick cyclist. Can't wait for the end of this day.

psst.. I know who it was PM me!