Just crashed into a Lamborghini!

OK Here is what really happened.

A guy in his lovely new anthracite Lamborgini ( not that it matters that it was a Lamborghini, or new ), who he had worked hard for all his life and had every right to drive it in the centre of London in rush hour decided to pull out in front of a cyclist who was traveling close to 20mph. The cyclist saw it coming and had slowed his speed considerably in the 5 seconds before impact. But instead of impact, the cyclist dismounted. Asked the guy if it was his car, and praised him for such a nice car and how hard he must have worked in order to afford such a beautiful piece of machinery.

Cyclist then commented on the size of said drivers knob, remarking on how jealous he was of the masterful penis. Cyclist the said that dribver should be more careful because hitting a cyclist might damage the car he had worked so hard for, and we can't have that.

Cyclist then shook drivers hand, gave him £20 for any damage that may or may not have happened. Everyone went away smiling

that should be a cycling fairy tail