Glossy photos of girls on bikes!

Was it his post 'I've had a pretty good week parts-wise - my 1980s single bolt Dura Ace stem arrived - which looks so good I did a bit of a sex-wee after I put the bar tape on.' ?

Or was it his seminal thread: Rate my chainline ?https://www.londonfgss.com/thread10074.html

I don't know what's worse - the fact that you've confused my having respect for women with a lack of a sense of humour, or that you trawled through my posts/threads looking for something to maybe undermine what I've said.