Just crashed into a Lamborghini!

Gotta admit i'm tempted to go and buy a nice big 4x4 and nudge into any cyclist that I see not paying 100% attention, y'know, just at 5mph, just to teach them a lesson, no harm in that eh?

Though i'm sure the big bad car driver was to blame for you purposely crashing into him, people pull out of side junctions on others all the time, get used to it ffs, yes, there are some idiot rich kids who drive cars like that, but there are also a lot of very enthusiastic drivers that do, and I can't imagine they'd be overly pleased with you purposely crashing into them, how about if you jumped a red light and someone decided to nudge into you, only at 5mph of course, just to teach you a lesson, i'm sure we'd never hear the end of that.

Sweet Jesus... God damn car lovers are here

You are a mechanically savvy boy so I am sure you have noticed the drivers of these fabulous motors are covered in solid fucking metal. Trapped in that hunk of shit listening to the radio, air con on their fat asses, coffee in hand, windows up with a fraction of the sensory awareness a cyclist has.
How many times has a cyclist fallen asleep at the wheel, or crushed a family because he was using a lap top or driven home after an 8 hour drinking binge killing a cyclist on route, being so drunk he drove on with the man still on his bonnet!?

So we all agree cars are a little… little bit more dangerous than a bicycle, we must also realise an error of judgement made in a car can have a far more devastating effect than an error made cycling.

Cyclist put up with these errors of judgements as they are far more aware of the situation, they get it wrong and they are picking there teeth up from the floor and pissing in a bag for 6 months.

The odd wake up call does them no harm, it’s not the perfect answer but I bet it felt fucking great when the last thought that went through your head was where your wife would be when she got THAT call from the hospital.