Just crashed into a Lamborghini!

Nah RPM, that was my thought, especially with HH opening tomorrow. I probably hit him at just under 5mph so no damage to my bike whatsoever. Pretty sure there was no damage to the car either. I just gave him the usual volley of abuse and was on my way

HAHAHAHA yes! you should have blagged a £20 note out of his wallet at least

"look what you did to my bike you dozy cunt! im sueing!, dont you look out for cyclists? you should be banned from the road you idiotic prick"

if he'd heard that he would have thrown his wallet at you