Just crashed into a Lamborghini!

Beautiful morning, despite my raging hangover, made even better by crashing into a brand spanking new Lamborghini.

I see him ahead of me in a side road, and I just* know* he is going to pull out in front of me, daddies little boy can't drive daddies car properly. So I have slowed right down to about 5 mph by the time I cycle straight into his gleaming wing. I could of avoided him completely of course, but I wanted to see if I could damage his car. I was contemplating not slowing down, whakcing him full pelt and see if I could of gotten some nice new wheels and the old injuries claim. Anyway, it made my morning, the look of panic on his face at impact - 2 seconds

anyone who purposely crshes into a lambo at 5mph is an instant hero in my book!

good on you sir! what did you get out of it?