Just crashed into a Lamborghini!

Gotta admit i'm tempted to go and buy a nice big 4x4 and nudge into any cyclist that I see not paying 100% attention, y'know, just at 5mph, just to teach them a lesson, no harm in that eh?

Though i'm sure the big bad car driver was to blame for you purposely crashing into him, people pull out of side junctions on others all the time, get used to it ffs, yes, there are some idiot rich kids who drive cars like that, but there are also a lot of very enthusiastic drivers that do, and I can't imagine they'd be overly pleased with you purposely crashing into them, how about if you jumped a red light and someone decided to nudge into you, only at 5mph of course, just to teach you a lesson, i'm sure we'd never hear the end of that.

This nonsense makes me want to cut off my head.
Are you serioulsy suggesting parrallels between a cyclist hitting a car at 5mph and a 2 ton car hitting a cyclist at 5mph?

Do you have any grasp of physics?